Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

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abbyadler
Jun 24, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

We're super excited to be out and about again after being holed up for so long. Then again, while parties are fun and all, there comes a time where we'd rather be binging Netflix or straight-up sleeping. But how do we leave a party without the host or guest realizing that we'd rather be anywhere else but here? A new Reddit thread has all the excuses you've been desperately searching for. Scroll down for hilariously awesome excuses to get out of that next party early on. 

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    Mammal - Posted by u/spicyspacefox 8 hours ago 3 Help! What's your best excuse to leave a party early?
    via u/spicyspacefox

    I would just say "I'm old and tired, and it's way past my bedtime. So bye." But maybe that's not good enough. So let's see what we got. 

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    Font - JimAbaddon· 8h · edited 7h "Sorry, I have to go iron my dog".
    via u/JimAbaddon·

    An excuse that makes zero sense like this one should work like a charm. 

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    Font - Alas_ineptness_is_me · 7h Looks out window and goes pale; "Is that...? No, it can't be! I can't believe it! Give me a minute, I won't be long." Then, run outside brandishing a ruler (or a wooden spoon, your choice) and don't come back.
    via u/Alas_ineptness_is_me
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    Font - Miguel_Eroksin99 · 7h I once left a party and when someone asked why i was leaving i said "i need to go home and think of an excuse".
    via u/Miguel_Eroksin99
  • 05
    Font - FrogButFroggier · 7h My fish is drowning
    via u/FrogButFroggier
  • 06
    Font - I_Still_Like_FNAF · 7h I forgot to fold the dishes and walk my goldfish. But if you're serious, tell them that your pool's on fire.
    via u/I_Still_Like_FNAF
  • 07
    Font - c· 4h Explosive diarrhea.
    via u/tokomakwest
  • 08
    Mammal - cra3ig · 7h I have to rearrange my Barry Manilow albums, and the avocado I bought Tuesday's gonna be ripe at 9:15. So you understaaand, right?
    via u/cra3ig
  • 09
    Human body - TheZ_27 · 7h My sister and I have a code word that we text each other which means "call me so I can get out of something" works like a charm.
    via u/TheZ_27
  • 10
    Font - 2134F · 8h I no longer wish to be here. I am now choosing to be elsewhere. You don't need an excuse. You only have so much time. Use it doing what you want.
    via u/2134F
  • 11
    Font - Cubsfan630 · 7h Too drunk, gotta get home before I forget how to
    via u/Cubsfan630
  • 12
    Font - PearlsandScotch · 7h Irish goodbye, no one needs to know
    via u/PearlsandScotch
  • 13
    Font - Coverphile · 6h Just say you're positive. If they ask positive from what, don't answer.
    via u/Coverphile
  • 14
    Font - MaskedNavajo · 6h I have to go, legal reasons.
    via u/MaskedNavajo
  • 15
    Font - odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.
    via u/odd_neighbour

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